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JOKE : I AM A LIGHT BULB
Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
JOKE : TRAIN SCHEDULE
A man was complaining to a railway station complaint office.
What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The on-duty officer replied.
How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?
JOKE : GUESS THE COIN
A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."
The friend says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"
The first guy says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them."
JOKE : FLIGHT INFORMATION
An idiot called the airport for flight information.
"How long is your flight from Lahore to Peshawar?” he asked.
"Just a minute," the pleasant agent replied.
"Thank You" he said and hung up.
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