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JOKE : FLIGHT INFORMATION

An idiot called the airport for flight information.

"How long is your flight from Lahore to Peshawar?” he asked.


"Just a minute," the pleasant agent replied.

"Thank You" he said and hung up.

JOKE : SPACEBAR

I finally convinced my mother that it was a good idea for her to learn to text.


Her first message to me? “Whereisthespacebar?” 

JOKE : VIOLATIONS

An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate.


The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again even more slowly. Another flash. He did it again for a third time, at an even slower speed. Same result.